So I find it really hard to believe
Everything I see upon my television screen
But 'twas a beast
Killed five people in a South African sea
I comandeered a ship and then I gathered up my mates and me
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We set sail..."sail"
Circumvented 'round the cape
But by the time we saw the fin
It was far too close for us to escape
Oh no, oh no
We shouted "MEGALODON!"
He was the master of the sea
Cool violator with jaws like daggers
Gonna tear you in two
I shouted "Mates, hold on! I think I've got an idea!
We'll cut our losses and we'll come back next year?"
Otherwise what will we do when he takes our crew?
We'll all be singing "Ahhhhh!"
Yeah we'll be all screaming "Ahhhhhhhhh!"